The president has declared today a National Day of Prayer. Okay:

Dear God: Please deliver us from the evil that is the Bush administration. They are bankrupting our country, killing people all over the world with bombs, killing people in our own country with neglect, and using Your name to justify it. God, please let me wake up from this horrendous nightmare to find that we're not fucking up the world as badly as it seems we are. And, if You could, please take all of Bush's prayers and shove them up his tired ass.

Amen.